at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Porn is love you can see.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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