Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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