sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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