using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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