Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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