we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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