Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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