I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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