R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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