im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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