There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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