he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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