woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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