3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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