If i come over, it means nothing
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
the day after is always just damage control
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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