Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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