Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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