She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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