omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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