if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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