Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize