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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"

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(513): i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway" http://tfl.nu/kkqr

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(850): View more from Florida

We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

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(850): We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie. http://tfl.nu/ozoq

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(417): View more from Missouri

we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!

(806): View more from Texas

wasnt one 13?

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(417): we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT! (806): wasnt one 13? http://tfl.nu/mo38

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job

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(856): Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job http://tfl.nu/pld4

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(650): View more from California

The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.

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(650): The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life. http://tfl.nu/2quw

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(707): View more from California

i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting

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(707): i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting http://tfl.nu/gfmw

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.

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(719): No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina. http://tfl.nu/dm8r

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(419): View more from Ohio

currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school

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(419): currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school http://tfl.nu/rwvm

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(907): View more from Alaska

I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘

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(907): I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘 http://tfl.nu/3lq0

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(503): View more from Oregon

She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?

(503): View more from Oregon

Employee of the year! :)

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(503): She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning? (503): Employee of the year! :) http://tfl.nu/boh1

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.

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(317): You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow. http://tfl.nu/p8o5

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(562): View more from California

Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.

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(562): Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding. http://tfl.nu/vxim

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(650): View more from California

she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"

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(650): she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?" http://tfl.nu/za23

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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We've made things harder for ourselves

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The struggle will be part of the fun

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(604): I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest (604): We've made things harder for ourselves (778): The struggle will be part of the fun http://tfl.nu/kjb3

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!

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(617): I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin! http://tfl.nu/nomz

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