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• (650): View more from California

  i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!

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  Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...

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• (818): View more from California

  She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

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• (361): View more from Texas

  Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter

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• (760): View more from California

  I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.

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