plz talk dirty to me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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