I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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