your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I will be naked everywhere
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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