another moral hangover. fuck.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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