He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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