I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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