If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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