My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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