I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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