Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
