why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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