cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Alive.
So much puke
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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