come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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