exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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