Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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