i permit you to call me
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
