Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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