Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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