Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Randomize
