i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
even my farts smell like vagina
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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