please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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