carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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