dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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