Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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