You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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