Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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