this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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