im drinking this country out of the recession.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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