OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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