i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
When are your genitals available?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize
