At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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