Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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