I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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