his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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